How to Look After an Alien

36-year-old Richard Sanford returns to his apartment in Watertown, South Dakota after having a row with his girlfriend. He finds the fridge is being raided by a pink pig like creature. When he tries to scare it away it starts talking to him in perfect English. It then claims to be from another galaxy. The spacecraft it was using crashed in the Black Forest in Germany, and now the pink pig has ended up in Richard’s kitchen. Will the pig return to its planet so far away? Will it oink like pigs on Earth? So many important questions!

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36-year-old Richard Sanford returns to his apartment in Watertown, South Dakota after having a row with his girlfriend. He finds the fridge is being raided by a pink pig like creature. When he tries to scare it away it starts talking to him in perfect English. It then claims to be from another galaxy. The spacecraft it was using crashed in the Black Forest in Germany, and now the pink pig has ended up in Richard’s kitchen. Will the pig return to its planet so far away? Will it oink like pigs on Earth? So many important questions!
  • I’m an alien from the planet Victual. My name is Horace.
  • Well, pink pigs are quite like the ancient ancestors that still inhabit your planet.
  • She is not just dominant, he thought as he let himself into his apartment.
  • At its peak, our population reached 22 billion pink pigs.
  • I’m not an alien. You’re the alien, by the way. Our lifespan is really fairly similar to you aliens.
  • Can you finish your food before you speak, Horace? I can’t understand a thing you’re saying.
  • For now, he really did want to borrow money for Horace.

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Author

Sven Hallin

ISBN

978-1-916503-40-3

1 review for How to Look After an Alien

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    “I can wholeheartedly recommend this unique novel. A novel suitable for readers of all ages. Alternate realities have never been so convincingly constructed.”

    Susan G.

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